Chapter Three

Dot would like to remind you that she is adorable, also, she has a boat!

With another child on the way, the Webb family spends even more time at the library, rereading parenting books. One would think that since Dot is only a toddler, that the information would still be fresh in their minds. But, apparently not.

Lolita terrifies Dot with the classic 'evil hand' routine.

As well as it's cousin, the tickle monster.

In the Webb household, child rearing is a family wide job. Even Luna, seen here all grown up, helps out. That's it little human, one paw at a time.

Or perhaps she was just hanging around until Lolita was free to play.

Loli spends a lot of time playing games with Dot, since she's a childish sim, she's enjoying having someone around the house who isn't too old to play with.

Speaking of the house, Bernard sells a series of large paintings that bring in thousands, allowing them to add a proper kitchen.

Dot often wonders if her mother's hair color is natural.

More skilling, sometimes Dot feels like she's living in some kind of toddler montage. I can't imagine why she would feel like that.

One morning she finds someone in her room who isn't her mother or father, but a teenager. She doesn't know why, but Dot quickly bonds with the newcomer.

The reason for the babysitter was oddly enough, because of a baby. Another girl, but this time they had been hoping for one, so their wishes hadn't been suddenly squashed. Lolita and Bernard name her Britta, why, because they can.

To celebrate the birth of his second child, Bernard heads to the shops to get another tattoo. The last tattoo artist had been fired, but Bern's not picky, and quickly asks the new artist for some work. Also pictured, an extremely pregnant eavesdropper.

Bern finds it odd that even though the same arm is tattooed, the ink shows up on his other one.

He then heads to the farmers market to sell a few more of his paintings, to make up for the cash he had just blown on his new ink. There he finds a large parrot, but cannot seem to catch it, because he fails at life in general.

Lolita on the other hand is a winner, really, just ask her.

Soon enough, the girls' birthday is upon them. First up to the cake is Dot, Luna came prepared with a gift for the birthday girl.

Dot does her best Cullen impression.

Shorts and rain boots? Looks like someone's ready for spring, sorry kiddo, not for three more months.

Up next is Britta, but by now Lolita has rushed off to work and Dot has walked off, leaving Bernard to celebrate his second daughter's birthday all on his own.

Dot's has more important things to do, like edit Simipedia to say that Bella Goth was actually a shape shifting lesbian vampire that left Earth with her alien girlfriend and now lives on a planet in a far off galaxy. Dot knows how to troll, and troll well.

Britta becomes a toddler, covered in freckles from head to toe

Dot still could care less, but at least Bernard does, right?....

.....Sigh.

Notes;

Nothing much to say here, the legacy is moving along at a steady pace which is nice. Bernard has mastered painting, now he just needs to master sculpting and inventing to reach his LTW. Lolita is level 6 in her career I think, mostly because when she's not preforming, I have her work hard. I've never had a sim reach rock star level before, so I'm eager to actually reach that.

Dot's childhood trait is Coward and Britta's traits are... something, shit, I don't remember. How horrible. I made a note to remember and I didn't, how bad. I'll find out asap Absent-minded and Grumpy. Anyway, I rolled for gen two and got Couple - 3 kids - Architect - Culinary - Property Mogul and Fashion Diva. I've never played an Architect before, so this should be fun. I've not decided who will be heir yet, mostly because Britta's not old enough to actually have a personality. I'll pick once they're both older and I can see who I like better.